We All Die A Little Every Day
New favourite joke:

where-am-i-send-help:

ougbad:

karlimeaghan:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

i dont get it

No one explain it

streeter:

I am a historian and this is how it happened.

streeter:

I am a historian and this is how it happened.

strudelwoodo:

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

Forget pulp, don’t you want juicy bits in your mouth?

strudelwoodo:

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

Forget pulp, don’t you want juicy bits in your mouth?

dannydevitosdaughter:

missjune-1975:

The noise his lil feet are making

omg

Someday someone is going to look at you with a light in their eyes you’ve never seen, they’ll look at you like you’re everything they’ve been looking for their entire lives. Wait for it.
Unknown (via bl-ossomed)

anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

bootsi:

I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles

the1975street:

A troubled cure for a troubled mind.

the1975street:

A troubled cure for a troubled mind.

robotsatthedisco:

puppytierjade:

robotsatthedisco:

you can never lose an argument if you say “shut up nerd” at the end

yes you can

shut up nerd

gracelynnn015:

stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

#i want a bag of reject nerds#oh wait i’m on tumblr they’re everywhere

i hate you


dyingtolive5

gracelynnn015:

stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

i hate you

dyingtolive5

gnarly:

meeting someone who has the same music taste as you

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snazziest:

Siri find me some self confidence

hamsterangst:

WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL

absconds:

absconds:

if u have a crush on me please stand up 

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