A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”
i dont get it
No one explain it
I am a historian and this is how it happened.
my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist
Forget pulp, don’t you want juicy bits in your mouth?
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You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me
I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me
I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.
I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles
A troubled cure for a troubled mind.
you can never lose an argument if you say “shut up nerd” at the end
yes you can
shut up nerd
My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”
i hate you
meeting someone who has the same music taste as you
Siri find me some self confidence
WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL